1 Drink:

The deliverer yells "HURRY!" and the sweepers accelerate their sweeping (once per utterance).

An opposing teams Skip sweeps a teams rock out of the house (target).

The end is completed.

The announcer uses the word "hammer".

The announcer uses the word "button".

The announcer has a funny accent.

2 Drinks:

A team wins an end by two stones.

There are more than three stones in the house (target) in any overhead shot.

The stone curls around a guard to finish in the house (target).

At any given time, only one sweeper is actually sweeping.

The official measurement stick is brought out to determine which stone is closer.

3 Drinks:

There is a successful two stone takeout.

A team wins an end by three stones.

The island of Ailsa Crag is mentioned by name. (Players must speak in a Scottish accent for the rest of the end.)

There is a successful raise. (One rock purposely bumps another into the house).

A stone fails to cross the second hog line.

Team USA loses an end.

Any team tries a shot that seems ridiculous, is warned against by the announcer, and misses said shot.

CHUG!:

You watch the USA Women's Team, the Curl Girls, and get a feeling in your stones.